u tell me to stay and clean and when i dont want to go with you, you get pissed??????????? BUT YOU TOLD ME TO CLEAN WHILE U WERE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuk u

yeah no seriously fuck u

fuck u dad

oldprickbitches:

I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

Wow this will be me when im a grandma

(via leahpleurodon)

raging headache/really hot