I love this company already.
Somebody tried to stump this squid by putting it in front of a background that its camouflage mechanisms could never hope to imitate…
So it turned itself transparent.
stick it to the man, Squid.
you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved
i really hope they start castrating pedophiles and zoophiles eventually, when i become a president im making that the law
Despite all the intellectual posturing, we’re nothing but biological machines designed by evolution to strive for our genetic survival. All our noble pursuits end up being nothing more than second-order strivings for sexual access and social status.
me getting snacks for the turn up function
Oh my god.